10 Reasons Why You Should Never Adopt A Labrador Retriever

You’ve been warned.

If you’re thinking about adopting a Labrador Retriever, don’t do it. Listed below are 10 reasons why they don’t make good pets. They mean well, they really do, but don’t get one. You’ve been warned. 😉

h/t Animal Channel

#1 Labs hate swimming and want nothing to do with water.

#2 They’re not that cute (especially as puppies).

#3 They can’t control those big, wild tails.

#4 Contrary to what their name suggests, Labrador Retrievers won’t actually fetch anything.

#5 They just aren’t on the same level as other dogs intellectually.

#6 Labs just want all your food and will beg nonstop.

#7 Don’t even get us started about their shedding…

#8 They are lazy and have absolutely no energy.

#9 They’re basically incompatible with babies…

#10 Labrador Retrievers just aren’t the affectionate type.