22 Reasons You Absolutely Do Not Want A Bulldog

You’ve been warned.

Believe us when we say you do not want to adopt a Bulldog. Why? Just look at the 22 reasons below. 😛

h/t BuzzFeed

#1 They just always look so mean.

#2 You can try to pretty them up, but… just look.

#3 They just want to watch movies all day long.

#4 They’re always giving you that sassy look…

#5 You can tell they’re dangerous just looking at them.

#6 If you think one is vicious, look at this!

#7 Bulldogs hate cuddling.

#8 They never wanna go anywhere with you.

#9 They do not like the great outdoors.

#10 You don’t want to own one let alone have one in your wedding.

#11 Try telling a Bulldog to sit. It won’t happen.

#12 They never smile.

#13 Bulldogs are not very photogenic.

#14 Their parenting skills? Don’t get me started…

#15 Bulldogs are always using your things…

#16 …or sleeping on them.

#17 They don’t like to be touched…

#18 …so don’t even try to play dress-up.

#19 Bulldogs are grumpy.

#20 And Bulldogs are high-energy beasts you can’t contain.

#21 Just don’t get one.

#22 You’ve been warned.