15 Reasons Why You Should Never Adopt A Bernese Mountain Dog

Stay far far away.

You may be thinking about adding to your family by adopting a dog, and thatโ€™s great. Just donโ€™t get a Bernese Mountain Dog. Seriously. Listed below are 15 reasons you should never own a one. Take it from us โ€” you donโ€™t want to do it. ๐Ÿ˜‰

h/t BuzzFeed

#1 Their noses are totally un-boopable.

#2 Pretty much any other dog is more photogenic…

#3 Adventures are not their thing.

#4 They get totally lost and don’t know what they’re doing.

#5 Don’t even think about trying to bathe one…

#6 They get super angry when you try to play dress-up with them.

#7 You’d think they’d like the outdoors a little more with “Mountain” in their name!

#8 Not even a cute bow tie can help pictures of them. ๐Ÿ˜‰

#9 Have you ever tried to walk one?

#10 Bernese Mountain Dogs are a bunch of couch potatoes!

#11 They just do not mix with the great outdoors.

#12 They’re not much to look at, even as pups… ๐Ÿ˜‰

#13 They don’t listen.

#14 Just try to get one to cooperate…

#15 And lastly, they don’t get along well with others! ๐Ÿ˜›

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