A man wrote to the hotel he planned on staying at while on vacation and asked if he could bring his dog along. He said:
“I would very much like to bring my dog with me. He is well-groomed and very well behaved. Would you be willing to permit me to keep him in my room with me at night?”
The man was surprised to get an immediate response from the hotel owner saying:
“I’ve been operating this hotel for many years. In all that time, I’ve never had a dog steal towels, bedclothes, silverware or pictures off the walls.
“I’ve never had to evict a dog in the middle of the night for being drunk and disorderly. And I’ve never had a dog run out on a hotel bill. Yes, indeed, your dog is welcome at my hotel.
“And, if your dog will vouch for you, you’re welcome to stay here, too.”
He makes some very valid points! 😉
H/T – Tickld